"Are you really here,

Or am I dreaming?
I can't tell dreams from truth
For it's been so long, since I have seen you
I can hardly remember your face anymore
When I get really lonely
And the distance calls, it's only silence
I think of you smiling"
[Once]

Gooooo see that movie. Please.

Andrew and I are getting sushi tonight. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.

"The poetry,

that comes
from the squaring off between
and the circling
is worth it
finding beauty in
the dissonance"
-Schism [Tool]

Looooooove this song. Seriously. These lyrics. Amazing.
"Pure intention, juxtaposed, will set two lovers' souls in motion."


Aaaaanyway, I'm still in California! Andrew went on a ride this morning, so I got to sleep in until a ridiculous hour. Like, I just woke up a little while ago, and now we're gonna go eat dinner. :)

Hmm, what else? Last night I played my first game of beer pong EVER. Steve and I lost, but I think I played pretty well. Especially considering my condition....

Shhhh. Don't tell my mom. Actually, I'll probably tell her.

I wish Andrew would get home so we can eeeeeeat. I'm fucking STARVING.

Aaaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh

This.blows.bigtime.

California, knows how to party.

And by party, they mean "wax cars"?

I'm in California! Got here Wednesday night. It's been pretty bomb so far. "Extra" bomb, I'd say. Not that we've done anything particularly California-y yet. Drove through the mountains, that was pretty cool. Yesterday we got burgers at the Counter, which Oprah thinks is awesome, and since I now watch Oprah I think that rocks. Food was good. Ran some errands....got a car wash...waxed the car. My poor arms. Twas fun, though. I felt super productive.

Then we went to Andrew's buddies' house. 5 or 6 of them live there. Went swimming with Noel and Steve. Let me rephrase that. Andrew went swimming with Noel....Steve and I sat out and chatted. Pretty good time.

Ummmmm Andrew's listening to "99 Problems" by Jay Z. Ridiculous.

"I'm a witch." If she was a hooker...

"I love halloween. And not because women use it as an excuse to dress like prostitutes."

"I think giving a flask as a gift is a nice way of saying 'hey, you look like a drunk on the go! You look like you need hard liquor with you at all times.'"
JG

Why have I never watched Oprah before?

I'm watching an episode about modern poligamy. Super interesting.

I'm leaving for Cali tomorrow!! I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep I'm so excited. Also, I'm going out to lunch with Katie, which is totally awesome.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I just turned Comedy Central on and JIM GAFFIGAN is on! Holy shit this man is funny. Saw him live a few years ago...almost peed. HILARIOUS.

Fruit: Good
Cake: Great
Fruitcake: Nasty crap

Hahahahahaha

Rumcake: "You know what this cake needs? Booze. I don't have time to eat AND drink! I only have two hands, and my cigarette's in one of them."

Easter, the day Jesus rose from the dead. What should we do?
How about eggs?
What does that have to do with Jesus?
Alright, we'll hide 'em.
I'm not following your logic.
Don't worry, there's a bunny.

Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love it. Download some of his shit, for real.

Okay, I'm gonna try to sleep. Laterrrrrrr.

This cheered me up.

I think this is wonderful. Sorry Joey and Andy :(

7:18pmKathleen
I'm on the phone with JOEY!!!
He says hi

7:19pmJen
Hi, Joey
I would say hi to his mom too, but I said that to her last night.
Naked.
When we had sex.

7:20pmKathleen
Did she like it?

7:20pmJen
And she LIKED IT!

7:21pmKathleen
Joey's never heard that one before.
He thinks it's HILARIOUS!

7:21pmJen
Hehe

7:21pmKathleen
How's Andy?

7:21pmJen
Pregnant.
How is Joey?

7:22pmKathleen
Also pregnant. It's probably because their cycles were aligned.

7:25pmJen
Hehe. That means our babies will be born about the same time!

7:25pmKathleen
woohooo!! I've always wanted to be a daddy!

7:27pmJen
I did not. I am thinking about running away. I am not even sure if the baby is mine. :/

7:36pmJen
My stupid computer froze!

7:36pmKathleen
I know! And I was about to be totally witty!
"You know how Andy loves the cock. I'm sure you're not the only man in his life."
See?!?
hilarious!

7:37pmJen
Hehe.
But seriously.
He is kind of a slut.

7:38pmKathleen
LOVES the cock.
So does joey, but only in his mouth

7:38pmJen
That is not what Andy said.

7:38pmKathleen
But I heard the really determined sperm can get you pregnant orally.

7:38pmJen
Andy said that Joey lets him put his penis in Joey's butt.
But yes, that is also true about sperm.

7:39pmKathleen
Joey said he'll only do anal if the "what what in the butt" song is playing in the background.

7:40pmJen
Yeah. Andy sings it to him.

There was a time when the pieces fit.

This has been the WORST day.

Bell died. Poor budgie :( Poor Andrew! *Tear*

I'm probably dropping out of the pharmacy program. I got an email about a week ago stating that I had not met one of the requirements for my CAPS class and therefor would not receive credit. I emailed back inquiring and was informed that because I failed to complete a fucking COURSE EVALUATION, I would need to retake the class. After all the work I did for that dumbass course, I'm supposed to retake the entire thing because I didn't tell them what I thought of my professor. Fucking ridiculous. I would probably drop my major just based on principle at this point, but I also don't have any room in my school schedule to retake CAPS, let alone all the time required outside of class to complete the stupid assignments. I emailed back letting her know that pharmacy school has been a dream of mine for years now, and it's a shame that I'm being forced to give up on it based on a 3o second evaluation that I thought was OPTIONAL. I don't anticipate any sympathy, but you never know.

I'm still in a shock/denial stage, so I haven't seriously considered another major. Actuary, maybe. Or math. Or vocal performance. FUCK Drake.

Wake up Maggie, I think I got somethin' to say to you.

"I know I keep you amused
But I feel I'm being used
Oh Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart"

Had a good long cry tonight. First in a while.
Over something silly, but I think I needed it.
All better.

Oh yeah, and I got my nose pierced. I took some pictures, but it's super small so you can barely tell. I like it.

Let's do something worthwhile this week? I'm working Thursday and Friday but other than that I'm free. JFK Health Museum, anyone? There's tons of gross body stuff. You know you want to.

It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication

Ummm......I'm going to Cali, BITCHES!!

Tonight we played Boggle for like 47 hours. It was amazing. I lost horribly to Mr. Green, as usual.

Now I'm watching a pretty funny comedian. He's no Mitch, but he'll do for now.

I miss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.