This cheered me up.

I think this is wonderful. Sorry Joey and Andy :(

7:18pmKathleen
I'm on the phone with JOEY!!!
He says hi

7:19pmJen
Hi, Joey
I would say hi to his mom too, but I said that to her last night.
Naked.
When we had sex.

7:20pmKathleen
Did she like it?

7:20pmJen
And she LIKED IT!

7:21pmKathleen
Joey's never heard that one before.
He thinks it's HILARIOUS!

7:21pmJen
Hehe

7:21pmKathleen
How's Andy?

7:21pmJen
Pregnant.
How is Joey?

7:22pmKathleen
Also pregnant. It's probably because their cycles were aligned.

7:25pmJen
Hehe. That means our babies will be born about the same time!

7:25pmKathleen
woohooo!! I've always wanted to be a daddy!

7:27pmJen
I did not. I am thinking about running away. I am not even sure if the baby is mine. :/

7:36pmJen
My stupid computer froze!

7:36pmKathleen
I know! And I was about to be totally witty!
"You know how Andy loves the cock. I'm sure you're not the only man in his life."
See?!?
hilarious!

7:37pmJen
Hehe.
But seriously.
He is kind of a slut.

7:38pmKathleen
LOVES the cock.
So does joey, but only in his mouth

7:38pmJen
That is not what Andy said.

7:38pmKathleen
But I heard the really determined sperm can get you pregnant orally.

7:38pmJen
Andy said that Joey lets him put his penis in Joey's butt.
But yes, that is also true about sperm.

7:39pmKathleen
Joey said he'll only do anal if the "what what in the butt" song is playing in the background.

7:40pmJen
Yeah. Andy sings it to him.