That's how I drink Captain Crunch.

One intoxicated evening last year, we decided to record the amusing things said among members of our group. By "we" I mean Andy, and by "members of our group" I mean me. Enjoy.

"I had 2/3 of a shot, so if I have another 2/3 of a shot I will have had 3 shots. And since it’s Everclear, that’s 9 shots."

"This is going to break my soft teeth"

"That’s how I drink captain crunch"

"Joey, they’re pretending that I’m really drunk and I’m not"

"They’re going to… cut their face"

"I need a noun…'Andy’s wiener'!!"

"Joey, show me your wiener"

"I think I can… I think I can….I think I can" (while making train motions)

"Fucking… crunch berries"

"That was Clinton" (regarding the bill concerning your mama’s sweet titties)

"I’m a counselor in a semen camp"

"Fucking side to side… shit."

"The chair hit me in the face."

"You did not even feel that go in…. He didn’t even feel my finger in his butt…. You didn’t even react."

"The doorknob attacked me."

I wasn't the only drunk one. Observe:

"Are you done with your sodomistic tendancies?" - Andy

"Never EVER punch anyone in the weiner!" -Joey

"I like semen." -Andy

"I was just updating software" -Joey (after we woke him up...he'd fallen asleep on his laptop)

"I'm going to go pee alone" -Andy