What if I say I'm not like the others?

More calc notes. And by that, I mean we wrote a story.
Mr. O is our calc professor, Jen is my roommate, and Dan is my lab partner.
Blue=Kathleen Purple=Jen Green=Dan
The rest is self-explanitory.

Kathleen: I think we should write a story. I'll start. Continue on from where I leave off. Dan's playing too, he just doesn't know it yet.

There once was a man named Mr. O. All was well in Mr. O's life until...

Jen: He birthed a beautiful 8-pound baby boy.

Dan: But this was no ordinary boy, for he had super powers! Powers that could allow him to impregnate dogs with his mind...

This was due to the fact that Mr. O himself had been impregnated by an 8-pound baby dog. It was Kathleen's dog, Dudley, and they did it on Jen's bed...

That just happened to have Kathleen's sheets on it...

Well anyways, on this particular day something bad happened. It was so bad that he received a call during class and the horrific news made him shit his pants right on the spot.

This news was so terrible that all three strands of hair on Mr. O's head fell out, and he exclaimed...

"Damnit! I have shit on my pants in class, AGAIN! And, I forgot to wear an adult diaper today! And my hair fell out!" yes, the news was terrible, but his response to it was no different than his usual schedule. At 1:00 every afternoon, he shit is pants so bad his hair fell out. This had been happening for years.

Now what was this horrible news you might ask? On that fateful day he received a call from his wife: she walked into the house and to her surpise the child had a rhinosaurus fetus in his mouth. Yuck! What the hell could possess a child to do that?!?

Mr. O rushed home to find that his child actually had Kathleen's little brother in his mouth, which was much more reasonable because babies ate Kathleen's brother all the time. Mr. O could not be mad at his wife for her mistake, because Anthony closely resembled a rhinosaurus fetus, and was often mistaken for one.

Relieved, Mr. O kissed his son on the forehead and admired the baby's timely consumption of Kathleen's little brother, as his own father had done so many times before.

After the matter at hand was solved, Mr. O kicked back on his sofa and watched his favorite internet video...2 girls 1 cup!

Mr. O's baby sat down and watched the video with his father, and eventually shat Kathleen's brother out. Jen's BF Andy took the excrement into his genetics class for observation. "What is the probability," Andy asked, "that this shit is my shit?" Oh, did I mention Mr. O's baby's name? It's...

Andrew Russell Johnson.

Later that night after watching the video he realized he got a little jizz'em on the top of his head from when he blew, so he decided to take a shower. In the shower is where he encountered his next big adventure.

Mr. O busted out his favorite shampoo: Herbal Essences. He liked his three hairs to smell like peaches. This is where the big adventure began. Dan, drawn to the fresh peach scent, appeared in Mr. O's shower and presented him with his very own dick in a box. Tiny as it was, Mr. O greatly appreciated the gesture. I mean...it was REALLY small. So small, in fact, that...

...he needed the help of jeweler's glasses to see it, like it was a fine diamond. However, it was not. It was actually a...

...freakin' huge monster cock! Dan was just a little cold at the time...

...because Mr. O liked to keep the shower at a comfortable 32 degrees to keep his nipples nice and hard. Dan liked that about Mr. O. His hard nipples. He liked it a lot.

So much, Dan began to get turned on. Drawn to Mr. O's beauty, Dan began to suck on Mr. O's...

...wife's nipples! Hah, what did you think? Dan was gay? You wish!

Mr. O's wife was disgusted and pushed Dan away. "I like small dicks," she explained, "but not THAT small!!" This was okay with Dan. He was used to being rejected because of his microscopic weiner. "If only my tiny twig and berries was the worst of my problems," Dan told Mrs. O, ashamed. "God also cursed me with...

...the desire to be anally penetrated by large amounts of men simultaneously." It was an emotional confession for Dan, who had never trusted his secret with anyone before. Encouraged, Dan confided his next-deepest secret to Mr. O...

"Maybe you didn't hear. I'm a pretty big deal."

"...and by that, I mean I have anal warts."

"From the many men I have had sex with over the years, including Rob Johnson, which is how I became a big deal."



End story #1. Don't worry kids...more to come.